it’s kowtow’s singing xmas card 2014! ~ Xmas 4 Dummies

Here’s wishing you a wit-half-full holiday!

“xmas 4 dummies” by kowtow popof  

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It’s stunning all this running around
You’ll lose your head at the lost and found
bright-eyed and Bacardi-cocktailed
standing in line at the frog hair sale

Was there a time before Xmas for dummies
when everyone’s uncle drank like a mummy
spinning crystals in gin and tonics
and myths of the ball that wouldn’t  drop

Thirteen shots of schnapps on 12th Night
Five will get you ten three wise men lied
Two-faced Jacks and Jokers are wild
Three-putt one more buck to the pot back nine

There was a time before Xmas for dummies
when everyone and their uncle drank like a mummy
spilling mistle-tick-tack-toe gossip
and what-ifs of the ball that wouldn’t drop

Three-putt!

Don’t get them started
on the one big two-hearted that got away

Was there a time before Xmas for dummies
when everyone’s uncle drank like a mummy
spinning crystals in gin and tonics
and myths of the ball that wouldn’t  drop

It wouldn’t drop…